The other day, I asked Justin what kind of living being lives off and depends on another living thing, hoping he had learned in school about parasites and symbiotic beings.

Justin's answer: A soul mate?

On another occasion, Justin and I were talking about different kinds of animals in terms of what they eat.  I told Justin that an animal that eats vegetables is a herbivore and an animal that eats meat is a carnivore.  I then asked my son what he thought an animal that eats everything is called.

Justin's answer: A pigavore?

by John E. Tran